Monthly Archives: April 2011

C.J. Gets High With Ariel

Another gift from Nana Grab Bags for Easter?  A kite.  Simple enough, right?  Well, according to C.J. it is his “best gift forever.” More impressive than that?  C.J. has found his calling his life.  He is a kite flying wunderkind.  … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Insult My Son By Giving Him a Ken Doll

Nana Grab Bags really screwed up this time.  And, C.J. has to remind her at regular intervals so that she doesn’t forget her mistake. Yesterday afternoon she arrived at our house with two Easter baskets overflowing with ridiculousness, one for … Continue reading

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C.J. Tries Self-Help

Last weekend was the huge, annual neighborhood garage sale hosted by the local real estate agent (you know, that lady with the big hair who sends all the note pads and calendars).  Oh, yeah, it was big doings.  Six streets … Continue reading

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Week From Hell: Featuring Armless Children, Pink Toenails and The End of Queerty

Since my last post, I had a bad day, for seven days in a row.  It all started when I realized that I’m expected to work on April 29, the day that I really need to be at home in … Continue reading

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We’re Off to J. Crew to Make a Purchase

First and foremost….Thank you! Thank you to all of you readers out there who sent me links to news about the – by now – infamous J. Crew ads of a mother painting her son’s toenails pink.  I love to … Continue reading

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Child Missing Their Left Arm or Homosexual? 7% Say, Who Needs a Limb?!

I’m full of questions, mostly unanswered questions.  Always have been, always will be.  My brother came out.  Boom!  Questions.  I found out I was pregnant.  Bam!  Questions.  C.J. started embracing his feminine side.  Pow!  Questions.  Fergie showed up on American … Continue reading

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Is This Basket Too Much?

Uncle Uncle and I needed some Onion Blossom Pringles, so off we went to the grocery store with C.J. in tow.  We needed chips and guess what C.J. needed?  This!  Just a little subtle Easter basket, nothing too over the top.

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C.J. + John = Perfect Playdate

Two little boys at a park in South Orange County.  One is five years old, the other four.  Both, with Strawberry Shortcake in one hand, facing each other so that Ms. Shortcake can have a word with her clone.  Both … Continue reading

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