• Please stop staring at that lady’s hair and eat your breakfast.
• Don’t jump on the trampoline with high heels on, you could hurt your ankles.
• No, honey, you can’t ask if you can brush her hair, we don’t know her.
• I don’t know where your Little Mermaid Squinkies are, did you check your purple purse?
• Please put your pom-poms down and eat your dinner.
• Yes, that apron does make you look like Alice In Wonderland.
• Cool it on the lip gloss before bed, okay. It makes a mess on your pillowcase.
• I know you’re Team Edward, Mommy is too.
Have one of your own to add to my list? Leave a comment!