C.J.’s Oscars Red Carpet Reactions


Mindy Kaling (Photo cred: E!)

On Giuliana Rancic: I’d wear that to a fancy Easter dinner.

On Mindy Kaling: It looks like she was a blueberry and then she got run over right up her middle and the blueberries squeezed out her armpits.

On Sam Smith and Jimmy Napes: Are they married? They should be.

On Alicia Vikander: Hello lemons! Now THAT looks like the Oscars!

On Sofia Vergara: It looks like a curtain that a grandma would have and a little too much of her boobs are out. But I love her earrings.

On Priyanka Chopra: That is way too much see through. Her belt looks like a lock for a diary.


Olivia Wilde (Photo cred: VALERIE MACON/AFP/Getty Images)

On Olivia Wilde: She’s not a dog so she doesn’t need a collar. And she’s not Miley Cyrus so she doesn’t need that top. The bottom looks like a cupcake wrapper.

On Saoirse Ronan: I don’t see anything wrong with it, except the earrings.

On Naomi Watts: That’s my favorite so far! She looks like a mermaid. Favorite.

On Olivia Munn: I like it. It looks like she is wearing a side cape. Are Forevermark diamonds from Forever 21?

On Jennifer Jason Lee: It looks like an old timey hat. Is she drunk or something?

On Rooney Mara: Too much lace. She has lots of hair; she should have a big bun, not a tiny bun.


Brie Larson (Photo cred: Getty/Jeff Kravitz)

On Brie Larson: I LOVE IT! I don’t even have any words! I LOVE IT!

On Heidi Klum: She can do better than that. It’s like Cinderella got in a fight with her stepsisters and they ripped off her sleeve and her boob line.

On Bryan Cranston: Snooze.

On Chrissy Teigen: Too bad someone squirted hot sauce all over her.

On Ashley Graham: She did her boobs all wrong. She needs to fix it a lot. She did it all wrong. All wrong.

On Cate Blanchett: That looks nice with her skin color. How does she get her skin to look like that?

On Jared Leto: He’s the funnest boy!


Jared Leto (Photo cred: E!)

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8 Responses to C.J.’s Oscars Red Carpet Reactions

  1. Lisa says:

    I think CJ should go on Ellen and be her red carpet commentator.

  2. Cheryl S. says:

    I couldn’t wait to come here and read what CJ had to say! As for Jared Leto, he needs to ease up on the botox!

  3. A :) says:

    I didn’t watch but let me tell you, if C.J. was commentating from the Red Carpet, I would have! This is hysterical 🙂

  4. D Besson says:

    He is wonderful!! I love this!!!! He should totally be a commentator on the Red Carpet!!

  5. Gillian B says:

    Cate Blanchett is Australian. Over here, you either look after your skin like crazy, cover up when the sun’s out and slather on the suncreen – or you forget, and get careless and end up having to have several skin cancers cut out while your skin goes all wrinkly.

    Cate is a sensible, clever Australian. She’s covered up like crazy and that’s why she looks so magnificent.

    Either that, or she’s part Bunyip in disguise.

  6. Lisa says:

    I had the exact same thoughts as C.J. on Olivia Wilde’s dress. I also thought it looked a bit like overalls in the front.

  7. Kitty Catty says:

    TOTALLY agree about Brie Larson and Jared Leto. 🙂 But a few of those comments? Oh, Me-OW-CH kiddo!
    Seriously C.J. are you auditioning for a gig on the red carpet? I’m sure you’d look fabulous!

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